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There is no original content. I'm Mark and i'm from Oxford. Because i just don't think that is enough i'll continue-i'm 18, blonde (naturally, but currently dark brown), blue eyes and a big smile! I've just left 6th form and I'm at the UEA (University of East Anglia for those acronym-deprived children out there)

I'm spending lots of money having a good time, but it is quickly running out and, unfortunately, I've failed to realise the expense of my course books...but we shall find a way! *donations to learning, always welcome ;)* I'm in the Law Society, Dublin trip 06 was a drunken time enjoyed by all! =D I'm also a member of Livewire (the radio station) but i'm not coolio enough to have a show! =( People phone in and request me! =D I live in Chinnor which has a co-op/BP garage and a fish and chip shop! OH, and a spar and a new off licence (which i don't know the name of, it's coz rubbish Unwins got all shut down and stuff)! FYI...I cannot sing, but this does not prevent me from trying (and somehow, back in year 11...

Miss Turner (our AMAZING *sarcastic tone* drama teacher cast me as one of the leads in the school musical - oh dear!) Things i like: my friends. my family My car (which is at home - it's not like night rider, unfortunately) pimms o'clock (altho not actually pimms) free alcohol dancing all the time like no-one's watching, crap jokes/jokes only friends from home understand! Jokes only friends from uni understand! making up poor songs, sending unnecessary comments on facebook, Hocus Pocus (which apparantly makes me a loser, but it's my childhood classic and i'm not ready to grow up!) there are lots of other things i like but i can't be arsed. You get the jist :)

Things i do not like very much at all: People who don't wave to say thanks in cars even though you've stopped for them. Do you think i LIKE stopping? no, but i'm doing it because i'm a safety conscious kinda guy. So please acknowledge that i'm being polite. people who ruin the endings of films/tell you everything that happens before it does! I also hate people, like in the rubbish pirate advert at the cinema, who stand up to go to the loo! The horrible lady at Liquid who wouldn't let me in because i forgot my student card, yet EVERYONE else had one (what did she think, I was a loser tag along) GRRRR! Leaving family and friends to go to uni; and now, leaving friends to go home! Things i'm going to miss from home: Cheesy nights in Park End- clubber crew :) (tho Jo has now visited, so it's not all bad) Stupid jokes that no one at uni will ever find funny. my pit of a bedroom. The car that drives around Thame that i suspect has appeared on pimp my ride- ''"I've put this boom banging new windscreen wiper on''"-''"oh Thanks ever so much Westwood''" Weirdly, working at the Chezza...despite always complaining - I miss bitching with Sharon, callin dave gay and lucy a big ol'lesbian! =( Thursday night crew!

Well, that's me in a nut shell! lol! Don't forget to say hey...or I'll find you! ;)