
Reviews
Shortbus the Movie
If you havn`t already seen it, go watch Shortbus the movie. Great flick............and lots of dick........in a very tasteful artistic way of course.
Big Eden: My DVD Review
The DVD edition of this movie contains a second disc with special features. I really didn`t understand the logic of that, since it could have all fit onto one disc; the movie is two hours, and the extras total only one hour. Apparently, they wanted to boast about being the first gay movie with a two-disc set.
Still, I enjoyed the extras, and recommend watching the deleted scenes with the commentary turned on. Those scenes really wouldn`t have added anything to the movie, but they are interesting as explorations of some likable characters. The `making of` documentary was especially enjoyable, because of the enthusiasm of everyone involved in this ambitious but seemingly simple little movie.
As for the movie itself, I could have done without all the country music, but the documentary reveals that those songs helped inspire the movie, so I suppose I should be grateful for that. It`s a lovely film, in which simple rural folk play matchmakers for gay men! Impossible? Not really, just unlikely. But it`s a positive, hopeful vision, and a pleasure to watch!
Even the most obnoxious and overbearing characters provide amusement. This is the perfect gay movie to watch with your parents, a group of friends, or your nearest PFLAG group. It`s even a good date movie.
Floored By Love, My DVD Review
Created in Canada as part of the TV anthology series 13 Stories About Love, this fifty-minute film captures the parallel lives of two different multicultural families. Director Desiree Lim first introduces viewers to a Chinese woman (Cara, played by Shirley Ng) and her Japanese girlfriend (Janet, played by Natalie Sky). With gay marriage suddenly legal in Vancouver, Janet wants to get married immediately. The arrival of Cara`s tradition-obsessed parents adds to her hesitation, and she creates more tension by lying about the nature of their relationship.
In the film`s parallel storyline, a fourteen-year-old boy (Jesse, played by Trenton Millar) comes out to his African American mother and Jewish, vegan step-father. Despite their sincere attempts to support and guide him, he decides he wants to go live with his real father, who is also gay.
The two plots lend themselves to situation comedy and ultimately become more connected to each other. Early on, some of the dialogue feels a little stilted, as if the characters read from the gay pamphlets they often mention. However, the whole production becomes quickly engaging, with its clashes of cultures, fears, and doubts.
The cast members seem to enjoy the material but also bring emotional depth to the different family bonds they portray. Desiree Lim offers a good family comedy that happens to deal with gay issues.
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Duane Simolke, author, Degranon: A Science Fiction Adventure; co-author, The Return of Innocence: A Fantasy Adventure and The Acorn Gathering: Writers Uniting Against Cancer.
Queer As Small-Town Folk
Kirkus has just reviewed my book The Acorn Stories, saying that “A lush tangle of small-town life branches out in this engrossing collection of short stories.” The Acorn Stories previously received a Pride in the Arts Award, as well as numerous positive reviews at Amazon.Com and bn.com. It involves gays and nongays in a small and largely religious town.
Coming Out Under Fire, My DVD Review
Director Arthur Dong is perhaps best known for his documentary Licensed to Kill, in which he probed the minds of people who murder others for being gay. Though Coming Out Under Fire at least has flashes of humor, it is equally upsetting in the dark secrets that it reveals. Dong shows not only the long tradition of gays in America`s military but also their tradition of serving with distinction before meeting with betrayal.
--Duane Simolke, author of Holding Me Together, The Acorn Stories, and Degranon: A Science Fiction Adventure.
Torch Song Trilogy, My DVD Review
When I first saw Torch Song Trilogy, I had only seen a few movies that included gay characters, and most of those showed gays in both a limited and a negative role. Certainly, none of them came close to exploring how I felt as a gay man.
This movie changed that. I watched with amazement at how much Harvey Fierstein’s character matched my life and expressed how I felt. Actually, I wasn’t a gravel-voiced, Jewish drag queen who sang torch songs, but Harvey’s outlandish character experienced the same need for love and acceptance that other gays experience. In fact, he even manages to capture the universal desire for all people to know love of every kind.
Fierstein adapted the screenplay from his Tony-winning drama of the same title, bringing it to the big screen in 1988. Though parts of it might seem dated, the struggles of his character (Arnold) continue to epitomize the struggles of gays and lesbians everywhere.
Of course, Fierstein gets helps from great co-stars like Anne Bancroft (as Arnold’s mother), Brian Kerwin (as Arnold’s lover at the beginning of the movie), and Matthew Broderick (as the new man that Arnold slowly learns to trust). Despite seeing this movie countless times, I still feel empathy for Arnold in his struggles. I also still feel ambivalence toward the way he treats his mother; despite her flaws, I think she really wants to understand and love unconditionally.
Overall, I can’t think of many gay movies that I suggest as readily or as often as Torch Song Trilogy. Watch it. Then watch it again. I certainly will.
Gays and nongays in a small town
Critic and gay activist Amos Lassen has just reviewed The Acorn Stories for Amazon.Com and the gay Web site Eureka Pride. Lassen wrote that "Each of Simolke`s stories lets us look into the lives of some of the most interesting characters I have ever read about."
Another Gay Movie: My Review
Another Gay Movie brings gay cinema into the testosterone-driven realm of Porky’s and American Pie. Like those comedies, Another Gay Movie features teen characters but aims for a strictly adult audience; in fact, writer/director Todd Stephens intentionally kept the movie unrated, knowing it wouldn’t receive an R-rating without losing some of his most outrageous footage. However, instead of just making a gay copy of Porky’s and American Pie, Stephens playfully spoofs both movies. He also skewers gay favorites like The Broken Hearts Club, Queer As Folk, and the coming-out classic Edge of Seventeen. Of course, Stephens also wrote and directed Edge of Seventeen. If his own baby isn’t safe from his demented imagination, nothing else in the gay community is safe. This movie writhes around, crashing gay pride parades, mocking exotic dancers, and winking at gay priests. A couple of scenes are more gross than funny, many of the scenes are more amusing than they would sound if explained, and some allusions will go right over most people’s heads, but all of that happens because of an anything-for-a-laugh approach to film-making. The overall package not only succeeds as a comedy but provides a refreshing reply to uptight messages about how gay artists should or shouldn’t represent gays. The soundtrack also includes an unlikely mixture: Nancy Sinatra, Shannon, Jimmy Somerville, and United State of Electronica, to name a few. The music always fits the scenes, though—if not for raciness or camp value, then just for a simple, driving beat. A talented young cast plays the young gay men who set a familiar goal for the summer after graduation. Corpus Christi native Mitch Morris previously appeared in such TV shows as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, ER, Queer As Folk, and the E-Ring. Morris and the actors playing his buddies all boast impressive credentials for such young actors; they also approach their roles with enthusiasm and convincing naiveté. Stephanie McVay simultaneously spoofs her role as the homophobic mom in Edge of Seventeen and Sharon Gless’s role as the overly gay-friendly mom in Queer As Folk. Ashlie Atkinson (from Spike Lee’s thriller Inside Man) raucously sends up American Pie’s Stifler in her role as bull dyke Muffler. This film also includes appearances by some well-known and openly gay celebrities, such as stand-up comic Ant, Survivor winner Richard Hatch, Kids in the Hall star Scott Thompson, and a drag star of stage and screen…Lypsinka. Despite Another Gay Movie’s irreverence, it stays light-hearted and even becomes sincerely romantic at times. Still, anyone who finds sexual humor offensive probably would (and should) avoid it anyway. Visit http://anothergaymovie.com/ for cast notes, the trailer, etc.
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Another Gay Movie. Distributed by TLA Releasing. Reviewed by Duane Simolke, author of Holding Me Together, The Acorn Stories, and Degranon: A Science Fiction Adventure. Review originally written for twit.
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Available Men, My Movie Review
Short film collections often deliver a mixed bag of good and forgettable movies, along with a few initially enjoyable shorts that end way too abruptly. However, this collection satisfies throughout. All seven features involve gay men and display a unique sense of humor.
Available Men, directed by David Dean Bottrell (15 minutes). Richard Ruccolo (from the adorable romantic comedy All Over The Guy) is one of four men who pair off in the wrong way. Two of them are gay men looking for their blind date, while Ruccolo is an agent who thinks he’s meeting a screenwriter but instead sits down with one of the gay men. The results are hilarious and would be fun as a one-act play. Jack Plotnick, always great in his roles as witty gay men, gives another funny performance while listening to the screenwriter talk about expectations. This short’s director, David Dean Bottrell, recently appeared in several episodes of Boston Legal as an uptight, murderous peeping tom.
Straight Boys, directed by Dave O’Brien (15 minutes). I love the drama The Conrad Boys; Nick Bartzen, one of that movie’s stars, appears here as a college student with a jealous girlfriend and a doting gay roommate. Despite some mild violence and conflicted emotions, Straight Boys delivers an enjoyable slice of light-hearted comedy.
Hello, Thanks, directed by Andrew Blubaugh (8 minutes). Using classified ads and voiceovers, Blubaugh gives a funny look at gay dating. His character’s struggle to define himself propels the fast-paced humor. It gets a little too fast, though, and most viewers probably won’t be able to read all of the ads without hitting the pause button a few times.
Tumbleweed Town, directed by Samara Halperin (8 minutes). I usually dislike animated films. However, this odd feature from 1999 keeps my interest—except during the slow dance, which seems to last longer than the film’s eight minutes by itself. Halperin animates action figures and other toys, subverting icons of heterosexual masculinity: trucks, truckers, cowboys, country music, etc. Halperin’s hyper-masculine action figures kiss, snuggle, and have sex with each other. It’s so goofy and irreverent that it works.
The Underminer, directed by Todd Downing (6 minutes). In an unusual approach to adaptation, author and performance artist Mike Albo portrays two different lead roles, in a film based on his book of the same title. Albo is loveable in one role, but both hilarious and annoying in the other…that of the title character. The “underminer” throws out back-handed compliments, spiteful judgments, or passive aggressive whining, every time he opens his mouth. The results are hilarious and should lead to a feature-length adaptation of the book.
Irene Williams: Queen Of Lincoln Road, directed by Eric Smith (23 minutes). The only documentary in the collection, this film initially seems misplaced. It focuses on an elderly woman who loves to design her own brightly coooled clothes. Eric Smith immediately becomes enamored with her, and follows her around with his camera for ten years. Despite the focus on Irene’s flamboyant personality, Smith always shows her in a positive light, while also giving an unusual look at friendship between a gay man and a heterosexual woman. Not surprisingly, this short received ten film festival awards, as well as the PlanetOut Short Movie Award for Best Documentary.
Sissy Frenchfry, directed by JC Oliva (30 minutes). Also not surprisingly, this scrappy little gem received the Grand Prize Winner of the 2006 PlanetOut Short Movie Awards. The always engaging Leslie Jordan (Sordid Lives, Will & Grace) plays Principal Principle, at a school that also features a stunning drag queen, openly gay football players, plus-sized cheerleaders, and a gay icon named Sissy Frenchfry. Miss Coco Peru (Trick) also makes an appearance. A newcomer introduces homophobia to a gay-friendly school and turns Sissy’s world upside down. But Sissy won’t give up. This campy satire provides an uplifting ending to a collection of funny gay films.
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Available Men. Distributed by Wolfe Releasing. Reviewed by Duane Simolke, author of Holding Me Together and Degranon: A Science Fiction Adventure. Review originally written for twit. DuaneSimolke.UK.
Saved! My Movie Review
A student at a Christian high school wants to save her gay boyfriend by having sex with him. Another student there seems to see herself as God's head cheerleader. Right away, this film shows its irreverence and its outlandish humor.
However, despite what the previews and the first half of the film suggest, this movie isn't anti-Christian at all, but rather anti-hypocrisy and anti-bigotry. Too much prejudice parades around in the cloak of religion, and this little comedy tears that cloak off.
With a brilliant and mostly young cast that includes Jena Malone, Macauley Culkin, and Mandy Moore, Saved! calls us to laugh at our arrogance and ultimately feel more compassion toward those who might not fit into our world view...as well as those who mistreat us.
Some will dismiss Saved! as simply an attack on religion in general, while some others will see it as a specific attack only on fundamentalist Christianity. I wouldn't call it either, and I speak as someone who attended Christian colleges and immersed himself in the culture this movie depicts: a culture of often-tacky Christian merchandising and a culture that centers around the constant politics of exclusion.
I would call Saved! a funny, enjoyable satire that might challenge us to show a little more love. And isn't love the one virtue that Jesus stressed the most?
More of my movie reviews appear in my blog (Duane Simolke’s Acorn Universes) and at the gay site This Week in Texas. Duane Simolke, author of Degranon: A Science Fiction Adventure.
3 Needles Review.
Countless movies already deal with AIDS, but writer/director Thom Fitzgerald uses his film 3 Needles to examine the epidemic on simultaneously global, personal, and spiritual levels. Amid beautiful scenery and equally beautiful people, the HIV virus takes its toll. The onslaught of a common enemy makes Fitzgerald, his narrator, and (hopefully) the audience wonder why we can’t all unite against that enemy.
The film’s narrator, and one of its stars, is Olympia Dukakis. Loved for her roles in hit films such as Steel Magnolias and Moonstruck, Dukakis has also appeared in many gay-themed features, such as Jeffrey, Tales of the City, and one of Fitzgerald’s previous films, The Event. She always charms viewers with natural, seemingly effortless performances, but here she plays one of her more dramatic, impassioned roles. As Sister Hilde, she not only tells the different stories in the film, but also tries to fight HIV in Africa.
3 Needles actually starts in South Africa, using it as a framework for the different stories. However, we only hear Sister Hilde’s voice at this time. Like the other stories, this one involves rituals. In this case, the ritual takes tribal boys into manhood, with rites of circumcision. A bloodied knife on the ground provides stark contrast to the splendor that surrounds the young men.
In preparation for the film, Fitzgerald traveled South Africa, trading stories with tribal elders while learning about the lives of South African people and how AIDS has impacted those lives. His obvious concern and admiration comes through on the screen as we follow the young men along their painful journey into manhood.
Though that part of the movie ends quickly, it introduces us to the magnificent work that cinematographer Thomas M. Harting provides throughout the film. Harting, a long-time collaborator with Fitzgerald, received the Atlantic Film Festival’s 2005 Best Cinematography Award for 3 Needles. While this movie might occasionally be hard to follow, and some of its violent scenes hard to watch, Harting makes every frame artistic. Shot in a variety of languages, and sometimes relying on no words at all, this movie puts much of its burden on the imagery; Harting brings that imagery to life.
Gorgeous images among pain also typify the next story, in which a pregnant woman (Lucy Liu) traffics black market blood, ignorantly spreading HIV throughout entire villages in China. With no understanding—not even a word—for the virus, she simply wants to support her family. Liu’s bright red clothes and pretty face epitomize the movie’s contrast of beauty in the midst of ugliness. She still manages to blend into the world of this story.
Audiences know Liu for her comical work in TV’s Ally MacBeal, her musical turn in Chicago, and her string of tongue-in-cheek action films like Charlie’s Angels, Shanghai Noon, Kill Bill, and Payback. Here she offers a quiet, vulnerable performance.
Shawn Ashmore and Stockard Channing also might surprise some of their fans. Ashmore played Ged in the Earthsea miniseries, Ice Man in the X-Men movies, and Terry Fox in the TV movie Terry. Here he plays a porn star, stealing blood to pass his HIV test, so he can support himself and his parents. He needs a negative test result to keep making more porn films, but he gives HIV to his costars. Ashmore’s good looks and sometimes ambiguous expressions make him convincing as someone who could incite so much trust and get away with anything.
As Olive, the mother of Ashmore’s character, multiple Emmy, SAG, and Tony award nominee Stockard Channing takes even more extreme measures to support her family. While Betty Rizo (Channing’s character in Grease) never was Sandra Dee, even she would blush after seeing what Olive does, and why she does it. Viewers who loved Channing in Grease, Out of Practice, The West Wing, Six Degrees of Separation, or The Matthew Shepard Story might barely recognize her. In 3 Needles, she makes her character look desperate and fatigued, turning an unlikely storyline into a moving tragedy.
The film’s ending story brings us back to South Africa, and provides glimpses of the young men from the first story. It also brings back some of the film’s most breathtaking scenery, contrasted with the film’s most violent and tragic scenes. Fitzgerald had read about South African tribesmen raping young virgin girls, in the folk belief that the virgins could cure AIDS. That atrocity makes its way into the conclusive tale.
When we finally see Olympia Dukakis, instead of just hearing her voice, she is one of three nuns, each trying urgently to help the AIDS-ravaged people of South Africa. Two impressive actresses join her as the other nuns: famed Canadian star Sandra Oh (Grey’s Anatomy, Arliss, The Princess Diaries, Under the Tuscan Sun, The Night Listener, etc.) and independent film favorite Chloë Sevigny (Boys Don’t Cry, Party Monster, Kids, The Last Days of Disco, If These Walls Could Talk 2, etc.).
The nuns meet resistance from the people they want to help and bureaucracy from all around. The harder they work, the more they suffer. Ultimately, their faith drives them to keep making whatever difference they can.
Overall, Fitzgerald offers a visually and emotionally stunning work. It requires careful attention and demands further thought. Some viewers might dislike its structure or its scope; still, few viewers could leave it without thinking more about how AIDS has changed the world, or what those changes mean for humanity.
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Duane Simolke wrote the gay-themed novel Degranon: A Science Fiction Adventure. He also edited and co-wrote a fundraiser, The Acorn Gathering: Writers Uniting Against Cancer.
http://DuaneSimolke.Com
300 Men.....So Little Time
Seeing the uber-macho trailers for 300 i was unsure as to whether i would actually like it or not. Sure the Hollywood style homo-erotic naked Spartans tempted me but i was worried that they where just wheeling out the sexy bits to tempt us.
I have to say i was very turned on impressed. Visually the film was stunning, (not just the sight of Gerard Butler and his band of buff greased up men with drawn-on bulging six packs) but also the stylized visual effects which where created using the same technique used for Sin City (same director too). The whole thing had the feeling of a long music video, very intense and visually immersive.
The amazingly buff cast made everyone in the audience sit up straight, pull in their stomachs and text their personal trainer to arrange an emergency cardio session. In my opinion they should play this film in gyms to motivate people as it certainly did the job for me.
Apparently, since the film, Yahoo! has been experiencing a massive amount of searches for gerrard butler 300 workout and 300 six pack.
I always find it ironic that these films have such obvious homo-erotic themes in them and how they are geared towards a
Fur
Diane Arbus is one of the greatest photographers of the 20th century. At least so they say. Her freaky fashion of taking portraits of weirdos has landed her a place in history. Sometimes it feels really hard to be a photographer, especially when you see this kind of excentric use of it.
Anyway, the film Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus is about exactly what the title says. Nicole Kidman as Diane is sort of good, but not as good as in some previous films. It
New Turkish cinema

Written and directed by Nuri Bilge Ceylan, an acclaimed Turkish director, Climates (Iklimler) is a story of a middle-class couple's breakup and the immediate consequences of it. The film is so disturbingly life-like that it made my friend's head ache. Very long and beautiful shots of a face that turns from a smile to sadness to hate to tears, lots of silents and telling the story without speaking is what makes this movie a postmodern classic. Add the amazing scenery, brain twisting scenes that blur dreams and reality and what i would call the most bizarre sex scene ever, are what makes Climates a must for every film lover.
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Rankin`s self obsessed image

Rankin is a celebrity photographer who i had never heard of before moving to London. I suppose there are so many in the world. So i never really paid any attention to his work and had no idea that the man has real talent. I went to see his latest exhibition today devoted entirely to himself. The witty, smart and sometimes hilarious self portraits are laughing at the society at large and the celebrity culture that he himself is so part of. As a photographer myself i felt overwhelmed by his ability to "play around" alone with the camera and the level of his Photoshop skills. But i guess that's what you need to be successful - a little bit outrageousness.You can find Rankin's exhibition Me Me Me at The Gallery, 125 Charing Cross Road or his website.
The sexy Tudors
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is the King Henry VIII in the new tv drama The Tudors which tries to give a sort of funky look to the history. Youthful and full of energy and a bit mad and very colourful details of everybody
Mobyko - A Really Cool Site!

Just found this cool website called Mobyko. You can sync all your mobile phone contacts with it really easily - with no need for any cables or anything.
If you ever lose your phone you can access all your contacts online and sync them to your new phone - and it's absolutely FREE!
Check out the site now - www.mobyko.com
Dreamgirls : Love It
I have really gone off musical films recently and sceptically went to see DreamGirls last night. I was mightily impressed. Ex-American Idol star Jennifer Hudson stole the show with her goose-bump inducing vocals which really put Beyonce to shame. Her soulfull rendition of One Night Only was spectacular. Mrs Knowles put on a good show and was quite believable but hardly set the screen alight.
A big surprise for me was Eddie “Tranny F*cker” Murphy who not only sang well but put on a convincing performance as the troubled star Jimmy Early. His vocals where great. It’s shame for him that he may have ruined his Oscar chances by doing Norbit another dual personality/Nutty Professor type film as if we needed another.
Dreamgirls has been nominated for 8 Oscars! Woop!
Beyonce's Version Of One Night Only
Jennifer Hudson's (Better) Version Of One Night Only
iPhone....I want one!!!

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Avenue Q
"It Sucks To Be You" - Avenue Q
Straight from it`s massive success on Broadway, Avenue Q has finally hit the West End.
It`s totally different to anything you will have ever seen before. It follows the lives of a group of puppet friends (and humans) who live on Avenue Q in New York.
The only way to describe it is a rude version of sesame street and the muppets. With fantastic songs including "If you were gay" and "Everyone`s a little bit racist" it`s a must see for everyone.
Avenue Q is currently being shown at the Noel Coward theatre in Leicster Square.