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18th August, 2007

The Real Simpsons

Priceless - get a load of this....
17th August, 2007

What the Buck - Britney?

Bravo, bravo...............

 

12th August, 2007

TAMPON GAME

TAMPON GAME

O.k...this is called the tampon ...
this is how you play...
think of a title of a movie...
only change 1 word to tampon...
ONLY REPOST....

1. Kyle- How to loose a tampon in ten days
2. Stephanie- Deuce Bigalo Tampon Gigalo
3. Andrea- Mr. and MRS. Tampon
4. Arron- charlie and the tampon factory
5. becker- dude, wheres my tampon
6. becca- 40 year old tampon
7. Owen - Tampon Pie
8. Rachel - Lord of the Tampons
9. Charlotte - James & The Giant Tampon (peach)
10. Chell - not another tampon movie
11. Aja - My Bestfriend`s Tampon
12. Hanna - Tampon of the Carribean
13. Drew- A Few Good Tampons
14.Debbie~ The Tampon Planner
15. Kim - Harry Potter and the Tampon of Fire
16 Amanda-- When the Tampon met Sally
17. Kelly- Save The Last Tampon
18. Renee~dirty Tampon
19. Liz-Tampon in Wonderland
20. Charity- Wizard of Tampon
21. DeAnn - The Crow - City of Tampons
22. Cheryl - Seven Brides for Seven Tampons
23.shane-star wars the tampon strikes back
24.msvelazquez; curse of the tampon
25. Mike - 28 Tampons Later
26. Kimberley - The Last Tampon Hero
27.chris-The Tampon Rider
28. Sam-buca - a tampon`s life
29. Khloe - Buffy the Tampon Slayer
30. Kira - The League of Extraordinary Tampons
31. Carl - The Lord Of The Rings The Fellowship Of The Tampon,
The Lord Of The Rings The Two Tampons,
The Lord Of The Rings The Return Of The Tampon. ( A Trilogy )
32. Kira - Indiana Jones And The Tampon Of Doom
33. Kira - The Bulletproof Tampon (sorry thought of better ones)
34.Pravman - Jurassic Tampon
35. Pravman - Tampon Royale
36. Pravman - Tampon Cake
37. Pravman (again) - Ghost in the tampon
38. Pravman (oh god) - Spongebob the Tampon
39. Pravman (please stop) - 2001: A tampon odyssey
40. Pravman (such a HOG!) - Monty Pythons Tampon of Life
41.chris - Tales of the tampon
42.chris-indiana jones and the last tampon
43.chris-Mighty tampon
44.chris -Meet joe tampon
45. Kira - House Of Flying Tampons
46. Kira - The Man In The Iron Tampon
47.Kira - Lock Stock And Two Smokin Tampons
48. Kira - The Devil Wears Tampons
49. Pravman - 24 Tampons later
50. Pravman - The Tampon Club
51. Pravman - the tampon before christmas
52. Pravman - the wedding tampon
53. Pravman - Green Tampon
54.florrie- the tampon before christmas
55.florrie-a beautiful tampon
56.florrie- tampon`s baby
57.florrie-the tampon bride
58.florrie- TAMPON
59.Nick - Mean Tampons
60.Nick (haha) - The Phantom of the Tampon
61. Charlie - My Big Fat Greek Tampon
62. Fliss - Harry Potter and the order of the Tampons.
63.Hannah-A cinderella tampon 
64.Anton-Queen Of The Tampons (Queen Of The Damned If U havnt Hird Of It)

11th August, 2007

Ding Dong, The Bitch is Dead.

I confess to watching very little of Miss LG, to be honest she bored me. To put it another way, I hated the bitch. Oh look at me Im pretty, look at my puppy dog eyes. Thats all I got when I tried watching a few of her clips. Anyway she`s been killed off. Shit happens.

For those of you who don`t know what I`m talking about, and even for those who do watch this next clip of Buck doing what he does best. What the Buck.x

7th August, 2007

Flight attendant for a day..

So yesterday was my day, working as a flight attendant, it started well and i seemed to put everyone in a good mood as I served the food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, I came out, swishing down the aisle and told everyone that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he`ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super duper." On my trip back up the aisle, I noticed this well-dressed and rather fabulous Arab looking woman hadn`t moved a muscle, i swear not even an inch. "Perhaps you didn`t hear me over those big brute engines and all that weave darl, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." (Oh Purrrrrrrrleaze) To which I snap, (without missing a beat) "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I`m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."
Well that was a carreer short lived.. Whatever.
Peace bitches, love and light.

Beaver. xx

gazelland party flyer

Trannyshack UK presents

Gazelland Skin Issue - London Launch

Soho Revue, 11 Walkers Court, Brewer Street, Soho, London, W1 OED
Wednesday 1st August 2007



DJs The Very Miss Dusty O and Prince Nelly  plus special live performances and visuals presented by  Holestar, The Tranny with a Fanny.

Gazelland is the result of the inspiration of the beautiful people that are part of New York, London and Sao Paulo nightlife, editor Gazelle calls them "chic freaks".
The magazine showcases those who are often marginalized by the mainstream by giving them a platform to exhibit their splendour and creativity.

Gazelland-The Skin Issue features portraits of the chicest of freaks from scene capitals New York and London. Those who are at the cutting edge of fashion, art, music, performance, self-expression and all things fabulous.

The event hosted by magazine editor chic freak Gazelle and Tranny with a Fanny; Holestar, showcasing the brightest London creatives that feature in the magazine.

Live performances
 
Namalee   
Mika Doll   
Bishi   
Suppositori Spelling   
Stefan   
D*A*V*I*D   
Chycca

Guest DJ set

G&T
(Cover star Matthew Glamorre & Richard Torry)

Video and photography visuals

Paul Morgan
Malcom Pate
Elliöt


This event brings together the underground talent of London to the West End for a unique event.
A celebration of diversity, flamboyance and sheer goddamn glamour.


Trannyshack UK is every Wednesday at the Soho Revue Bar, 11 - 12 Walkers Court, London W1, 020 7439 4089.
Free to all in drag, cross dressers, freaks, TV, M2F, F2M, all others £5.00 / or £3.00 with flyer.  
On the door, the delicious Lady Lloyd. On the poles for your delectation, Vanilla Lush, Ritzy Crackers, Glendora and Stefan.

Trannyshack UK, hosted by The Very Miss Dusty O is now in it`s second sensational year and has hosted many great events like the "Kinky Boots Post Premier Party", the "Transamerica Launch Party", performances by Lady Bunny, Margarita Pracatan, Danny La Rue and hosted the annual Drag Queen Competition  and First Annual Drag King Contest.

Links
www.myspace.com/trannyshackuk 
www.sohorevuebar.com/
www.gazelland.com/  
www.myspace.com/gazelland_magazine


For further information on this event, contact holestar@gmail.com






Gazelland Skin Party - Artist Biographies


Gazelle            www.myspace.com/madamgazelle 
Gazelle has become a staple in the freak scene of New York. He published his own magazine entitled GAZELLAND that is currently in release of its fifth issue. The magazine is solely dedicated to the children of the night & the fabulous freaks of New York, London and Sao Paulo.
Gazelle is the poster child for the new freaks making everything easy and effortless creating style out of anything.

Holestar        www.myspace.com/holestar
Questioning the use of the body, perceived notions of femininity and fun, the ‘Tranny with a Fanny’ is a live performer, visual artist and DJ and has appeared in these guises all over Europe, New York and the UK. Performing at events from Vienna’s Life Ball, Kashpoint to Glastonbury Festival,
Holestar intends to blur the boundaries between the avant-garde and mass entertainment, pop culture and the underground.

Namalee         www.myspace.com/namalee
Namalee `n` the Namazonz is a cross between Cyndi Lauper, Siousie Sioux and Neneh Cherry with stomping beats from super hot London producer Niyi. This influential lady has a lot to answer for as some would say her cult magazine Super Super is responsible for the day glo nu-rave revolution.

Mika Doll        www.myspace.com/mikadollmusic
London`s freshest musical offering comes in the form of Mika Doll, an androgynous creature born from the same scene that created `The Horrors` and `These New Puritans` in Essex. His music has been pinned as `Electro Horror`, which aptly describes the first release `Light Hearted Lie`, a song that has gained 25,000 myspace plays in four weeks alone. Besides music Mika Doll swiftly became part of London`s club culture with his penchant for high finished styling getting him noticed and gaining him hosting work in the freakier clubs such as Kashpoint and Circus.

Suppositori Spelling         www.myspace.com/jarradthespaz
Suppositori Spelling fits snugly into that niche known as unclassifiable. To categorise her style is like pinpointing details of tomorrow night`s dream. Wherever he lays her heels is home. For the last year it has been London, she has also nested in South Florida and LA, but was hatched in San Francisco.

Stefan            www.myspace.com/aeryn83
Since moving to London from Scotland, Stefán has become notorious on the underground club scene for his avant-garde looks blending high-finish genderfucker fun with a hostile combatitive element.
He also works as a fashion editor and designer, and has modelled for magazines such as Paper and Vogue.
He was London Editor/Art Director for the SKIN issue of Gazelland.

D*A*V*I*D         www.myspace.com/davidandthesevenarmedstarfishaddiction
D*A*V*I*D is an artist, performer and party promoter. His work is a fusion of beauty, horror, fantasy and absurdity. He can usually be found at some of the alternative nights around town, including Studio Neon, where he is co-promoter.

Chycca         www.myspace.com/chyccachycca 
Chycca is a performing artist based in London. Not just fetish but also performing
with sinking to original human erotic sensuality. She works in a cabaret form
but not an obvious sexual show.


Matthew Glamorre and Richard Torry        www.myspace.com/mintymusic

After a quarter of a century of producing the edgiest music & nightclubbery in London -from Minty to Kashpoint and beyond - these two  Dinosaurs of  Disco Nobility sure  know how to raise the roof, the game & any hairpiece in the area.

LIVE - World premiere of Bishi`s new single ` Never Seen Your Face` produced by Glamorre himself. www.myspace.com/bishimusic


Malcolm Pate        www.myspace.com/malcolmpate
21-year-old Canadian born filmmaker, photographer, and multidisciplinary
fine artist, Malcolm’s list of interests certainly will never be dull. He
creates feverish dreamscapes, baroque and extreme, sometimes even
frightening to some. His work is seen not only at art galleries and shows, but also
at nightclubs such as Kashpoint, Circus, Foreign and Torture Garden...

Elliot Fu        www.myspace.com/drfu 

London based emerging filmmaker blurring the line between art and commercial film. He adopts an ambitious and eccentric aesthetic style, often evoking a lucid dreamlike quality. Previously his work has been screened in Paris and the NFT, his latest short film received wide critical acclaim and has inspired interest from various production houses.  



19th July, 2007

Love it

Yes, i have to admit it. I DID watch the Victoria Beckham moves to LA the other night. She was vile and it made great television. The fact that they had to put at the begining "Some scenes have been created for dramatic effect" was a bit of a let down.......what do you mean the Simple Life isn`t real??!

Anyway in light of all the hysteria PR activity here are some lovely portraits of the two of them inspired by their W shoot featured in the show.

Both pics from http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/ - check it out!

18th July, 2007

Posh Spice vs Perez Hilton

Get a load of this......Starved Monkey Spice meets Perez Hilton..................

Online startups are getting more and more obscure every day. The latest oddball community i have sumbled across is betsgonewild.com which lets you bet on anything, anywhere on the web.

My favourite, is.....

whatever next.........;) 

19th June, 2007

Another Gay Movie - Funny?

Thought Another Gay Movie was v.funny, albeit totally stupid...................... 

2nd June, 2007

Sound of the city.. (?)

i woz in heaven few weeks ago and heard this song i liked very much but dunno who sang it.. so im just wondering is der ne1 who can help me... i tink the name of the song is Sound of the city, performed by a girl singer, who woz in Heaven few wks ago.. tanx.. xxxx...

Heaven rocks///

I know this is yesterdays chip paper, but I've been busy. I have a life away from my office you know. Ok who am I kidding, Ive just been too busy enjoying spring and sunbathing in my garden.

Anyway, abusing staff and then temporarily becoming them is fabulous. Scrubbing has never been so chic.

Personally Ive never really been tempted to abuse our staff. I always thought "whats in it for me", clearly a new Wardrobe by the looks of things. But now that its in Vogue Im going to be throwing all kinds of shit at out cleaners, phones, ornaments, heavy books, sharp objects you name it ill be chucking it.

On a less serious note, how can they do this to my Idol,though as always she worket it, quite literally.

Firstly Naomi is a higher being, second to none.

Secondly that moaning bitch is fucking lucky, I would kill to be attacked by a super model.

Thirdly, though not related, I wish to god my cleaner would take a few style tips from the great woman. I know we probably pay her third world wagers, but come on everyone can afford soap and conditioner.

Now Im not expecting her to ditch the tabbard and don a silver Dolce and Gabbana dress, complete with killer heels and attitude to boot, after all everyone knows that mopping in Manolo's is hell on the legs, but honey a little self respect, a hair brush and a lot of little Maybelline wouldn't go a miss. Think Hilda Odgen genetically spliced with the evil girl from The Ring and your on the right channel.

http://insidethegaygate.blogspot.com
Dancing on ice: Kyran Bracken and Melanie Lambert; Clare Buckfield and Andrei Lipanov

Rugby player Kyran Bracken and his professional skating partner Melanie Lambert have won Dancing on Ice after dancing their own interpretation of Torvill and Dean's Bolero.

Clare Buckfield and her gorgeous Russian skating partner Andrei Lipanov came second after the public phone vote, despite receiving higher marks than Kyran from the judges in the final .

Former Blue band-member, Duncan James, and his partner Maria Filippov finished third.

17th March, 2007

Is the PM bothered though?

The highlight of last nights comic relief show, (apart from Tara Palmer Tomkinson having a nervious breakdown live on television) has to be when Catherine Tate's Lauren met Tony Blair. Although this is terribly cringe worthy, he deserves some credit for being a good sport ......

 

Dancing on Ice: Emily Symons and Daniel Whiston

Last night, finally the judges on Dancing on Ice had the opportunity to vote off Emmerdale actress Emily Symons. Consistantly each week Emily's skating quality has been strongly criticised by the judging ice panel, however, each week the soap star's fan base (or dodgy ITV phone voting) has kept her in the competition and out of the skate-off.

A place in the final was up for grabs and it would have been a travesty if Emily had made it through. Instead, we have three quality celebrity skaters that deserve their place in next week's final:

- Clare Buckfield and Andre Lipanov
- Duncan James and Maria Filippov
- Kyran Bracken and Melanie Lambert

It is a foregone conclusion that Kyran Bracken will win, so I'll be cheering for Andre Lipanov (sorry, Clare Buckfield) into second place with Duncan James in the rear...what a sight that would be.

Dancing on Ice: Clare Buckfield and Andre Lipanov

Dancing on Ice: Duncan James and Maria Filippov

10th March, 2007

A tribute to John Inman

Earlier this week, comedy actor John Inman died. He was most famous for his iconic role as Mr. Humphries, the camp menswear assistant in the UK 1970's sitcom 'Are You Being Served?', and gave birth to the catchphrase "I'm free".

Although the writers of 'Are You Being Served?' proclaim that Mr. Humphries was not meant to be a gay character, it was Inman himself who injected camp innuendo into the role, minced across the shop floor and wore the 'flamboyant' clothes. Henceforth, to the viewing audience, Mr. Humphries was interpreted as gay.

Some argue that Inman's gay stereotype was not a positive image to be portraying on television, however, at the time when gay characters on British television were few and far between, many gay men were grateful for a shining beacon to whom they could identify with in some form.

John Inman had been suffering from a Hepititis A infection for a long time and passed away aged 71.

10th March, 2007

Ricky Martin in speedos

Ricky Martin

Ricky Martin has been teasing us again with a blatent display of muscle in a pair of bulging speedos...Ricky, tease away - yummy.

Ricky Martin
"You're sure this is the best place to show off my package?"

Ricky Martin
"Perhaps if I do some homoerotic positions there will be more posts"

Ricky Martin
"Look, I'm Jesus Christ"

Ricky Martin
"Can I go in yet? Do you think the gayers have got enough blog pics?"

Victoria Beckham

It looks like Victoria Beckham is blending well into life in the USA by taking on a new Californian blonde hairstyle. Her stylist, Ben Cooke, was flown over to Los Angeles to coiffure her chic new look - it's just so difficult to find a new stylist when you move home...money well spent though, as it looks fab.

Victoria Beckham